Kal   raat   Sapne   me  

Aap   haste   hue

Takte   huye   

Chand   se  Chehre   ke   

Didar   dete  huye,  aaye   the  

Fir  bhi mai  bal  bal bach  gaya…

Achcha hai hum door-sudoor hai;

Mai aap ko dekhu;

Mai aapse milu; Utani bhi himmat nahi;

Lekin aap to  hahahahahahah kar ke

Hasnewali Hasina ho;

Aur aap ko Dream-Girl ya Dream-Owl ban ker;

Mere sapnon me aane ke liye

Razamandi ki  bhi zarurat nahi;

Dear Email-Priye !!!

Aap mere sapno me aa hi jati ho !!!

Achcha hai muze sapna hi aaya:

Sapne me aap aaye !!!

Achchha tha ki kewal sapana hi tha;

Is liye mai bal bal bach gaya !!!

Tab aap ne sapne ne me garjate kaha; barste kaha;

Aankho tararte kaha; lapkate kaha;

Aankho se dawanal, aag ugalte kaha;

Tatha apne thode se

Badhhe huye stomach per; Haath pasarte kaha:

Mere shaath shighrati-shighr

Shaadi karni hogi

Ab aapko mere haath me aana hi hoga

Aap bhale hi kaho: Mai ne kuchh nahi kiya

Hum to kewal email karte the…

Lekin dekhona:

Aap ne, uder per fir se haath pasarte kaha:

MUZE VOMIT BHI HO RAHI HAI..... 

Mai ___  banne wali hun !!!

Ab to aap ko jivan bhar saath nibhana hi hoga

Mere haathon me aana hi hoga

Yadi aap nahi aaye to mai

Kiran Bediji ke paas jaungi;

Baad me aap muze ya

Aapke ek ya judwe ________ ko yad karte;

Aap ka shesh jivan Tihar ya

Bihar ki jail me kam-bhagya banega

To mere haath me aane me hi

Aap ka sadbhagya rahega

To kahoji: Mai Kiranji ke paas jaun;

Ya aap baarat lekar aate ho;

Ya jail-gaman karte ho….  

Fir aap ne kaha; Suno:

Ab aap ko mai kuchh jyada moti lagugi

Kintu wada karti hun ki

Mai kabhi bhi na khoti banugi;

Fir aap ne aankh marte kaha:

Mai shaadi ke baad bhi

Aap ki vaisi hi Dost rahungi;

Aap ki hifazat karungi; Aap ko hani na hogi;

Aap ko manoshanti milegi; Man-mani bhi hogi;

Prem-parva ka faag khilega; Pareshani na hogi;

Rang-rag bhi hoga; Hairani na hogi;

Maine kaha: Mai manta hun ki

Aap meri bholibhali gharali banogi

Kintu achchhi mehngi hotelon me

Muze ghasitanewali;

Muze pyare pyare Email karnewali

Mai bhi aap par dilon-jaan se marta hun

Kintu email se ghar nahi chalta

Isi liye aaj kal ki maha-mandee me

Mai ek bar bhi shaadi karne se darta hun !!!

Sunte hi aap boukhla gayee, chillane laagi:

O muze idher udher bhatkanewale,

Muze shaadi ke pahile ___ bananewale

Bol shaadi karta hai ki nahi…..

Aap ne fir garjate huye chappal nikale…..

Maar khanewala hi tha mai:

Magar mai bal bal bach gaya !!!

ALARM ghadi baji aur mai bach gaya….

Jaagte huye maine dekha: Apne computer per

Jis per mai aapke Email ki rah takta tha;

Chatting karta tha;

Vah computer raat bhar chalu hi tha….

Use bandh kar ke mai so gaya;

Use bandh kar ke mai so gaya;

Stop Press: Thank God !!!

Fir aaj tak … Mai Baap banne se bach gaya;

Fir aaj tak … Mai Baap banne se bach gaya;

Fir aaj tak … Mai Baap banne se bach gaya;

Fir aaj tak … Mai Baap banne se bach gaya;